[Very precise, neat script handwriting, in English, for this note. The signature's even clearer—ostentatious not by any flourishes but by the smoothness of the hand. It's a practiced, definite signature—every letter perfect and legible.]

Itty-bitty cosmic powers, phenomenal living space. Roll call: Who're my dorm-mates?

- Ashlar Doxon, freelance journalist, ~chosen soldier~ of the PTB.